Dear Abby

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 30-Jun-2007 14:50:13

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat.
He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.
It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed:
Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him.
Good grief, woman.
You don't need him anymore!
You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States.
Act like one.

Post 2 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 30-Jun-2007 16:40:48

burn...lol

Post 3 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 01-Jul-2007 18:28:24

God, that's great!

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 01-Jul-2007 18:53:41

LMAO that's beautiful.

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 01-Jul-2007 20:06:27

lmfao, love it